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[–] [email protected] 101 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Always tip your local sewer monster

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Finds the nearest drain
“Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

Who tf tips a landlord? That's what the rent is for

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Wait, some landlords want tips?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure it's a meme that's going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the "birds aren't real" meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Good old Poe's law.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I don't think so. I got pushed an 'influencer' landlord about a year ago, and one of the videos I saw was this dude pushing tipping

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Mine doesn't.

He wants the whole hog in.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

People are tipping their landlords???

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wait... you guys tip landlords??? I won't even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

No. IDK what the hell they are talking about.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

No, it's not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah. I've avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I call it a sock chair, but I see where they're coming from.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I'm confused is this pro or anti landlord

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Here's my tip

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

My optometrist has a cuck chair in the bathroom. Nice guy, though.

https://ibb.co/3mB4d4P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Don’t forget to gui your “housing provider.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is a cuck chair?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Did a landlord try to make a meme

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'd rather burn my money than tip my landlord

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

dont forget '''groceries'''

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