Programmer Humor

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Facts (lemmy.ml)

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A quick intro to pointers (lemmy.ml)

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A drop-in replacement library for a drop-in replacement library for a built-in library that should've worked in the first place. Welcome to the wonderful world of Node.js. (lemmy.ml)

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Troubleshooting (lemmy.ml)

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My computer build now includes a piece of structural 8.5x11 printer paper. (fed.eitilt.life)

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My computer build now includes a piece of structural 8.5x11 printer paper.

I tracked the tapping noise to the case fan, poked at it a bit, and realized it got perfectly happy with just a bit of upward support. So, a bit of bridging between that and the top of the card cutouts just below, and I have a near-silent computer again! (Ignore the dust, that's the next task.) #lowtechtech

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Software is like an onion (lemmy.ml)

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Infrastructure (lemmy.ml)

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Hello World! (www.youtube.com)

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NANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java (Source Code Video) (www.youtube.com)

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Google AI thinking Java is Python (lemmy.ml)

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In case Copilot was too much work (lemmy.zip)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27030131

The full repo: https://github.com/vongaisberg/gpt3_macro

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Job offer (lemmy.zip)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27421233

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When you need tutorial but in new ways (youtu.be)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22737704

Programming with metal, or metal with programming?

This is epic. Even though it's java!

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Progress! (lemmy.ml)

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Relatable (lemmy.ml)

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Replace Is Number Saves 440GB a week (www.youtube.com)

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When your code is absolutely dumpster fire (lemmy.world)

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Before and after programming (piefed.jeena.net)

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Lean vs. fast (lemmy.ml)

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Duck typing (web.archive.org)

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is-number-ai (www.npmjs.com)

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wtfjs: 🤪 A list of funny and tricky JavaScript examples (github.com)

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The most open to exploits perhaps (lemmy.ml)

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What, no MS Outlook outage jokes? (lemm.ee)

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Oldie but goodie (lemmy.ml)

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