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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

every time you wash your hands, you murder billions of innocent tiny organism who are just tryna live life

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Should've picked a different host lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This same advice is true for the JavaScript situation as well sometimes

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Nah man, I minify it so it's one line...

wait how many files am I loading again? wait, 6000? nuts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I make only static sites and avoid having any overhead. Just Eleventy for building and some minimal vanilla JS where needed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll never make it as a big time web dev.

Probably not /s, sadly. It's they that are wrong, not you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ha, it was never my ambition.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I would never do such a thing.