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Better merge it, too! (i.imgflip.com)
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Ahh...the switcheroo (lemmy.world)
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Python has a library for everything but.. (programming.dev)
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Full Stack Developer (files.catbox.moe)
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I redid the meme with what hurts me (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19849935

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Task estimation (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Yup...i can confirm that (lemmy.world)
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New fear unlocked (sh.itjust.works)
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Yoda might be running on multi-threading (sh.itjust.works)
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Sus (sh.itjust.works)
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Oopsie, Visual Studio License expired, so the build server stopped working (programming.dev)
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Oh no, not just my build server, Microsofts build server... Everyones' Azure build server - (if you're building on windows)

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There are only two states (programming.dev)
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Save the kid! (sopuli.xyz)
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My friend suggested I use different names for variables.. (lemmy.ca)
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var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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Just browsing my photos from 10 years ago. I was amused when I browsed the university library computer science artificial intelligence shelf. ...I sometimes wish AI had stayed at this level. (lemmy.world)
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A Place for Data Scientists (lemmy.world)
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Better numeric types (reddthat.com)
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If we can collectively agree to make unsigned types like uint and ushort the default. Then the signed long type would sound a lot funnier

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so my friend asked me to explain whats an rss feed (lemmy.world)
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Can somebody solve this puzzle? (lemmy.today)
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Edit: @Successful_[email protected] solved it. It says "one special character". Not "at least one".

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Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing (lemmy.world)
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Psychopath Dev (lemmy.world)
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The best love letters are written in C (apologies to the Rust fans) (fedia.io)
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Java Was The Future (files.catbox.moe)
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Mongo DB Is Web Scale (www.youtube.com)
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How much firmware is initializing??? (lemmy.world)
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