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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

it was a test database with like 3 rows, btw

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I hate MSVC (lemmy.ca)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/42598837

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crossposted from irc

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So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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Credit to [email protected]

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๐Ÿ‘Š TARIFF ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Python package that makes importing great again!

TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Python packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!

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