Dad Jokes

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Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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What did the minivan name her baby? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Carson.

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All the animals on the African savanna got together for a meeting (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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but they couldn't start because someone was missing. Who was it?

It was the giraffe. It's still stuck in the fridge.

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Goblin (slrpnk.net)

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13365174

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Would you like to donate to my charity, CAWCAWCAWCAW? (reddthat.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's four good caws!

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How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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Why is a pirate ant dangerous? (feddit.nl)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He's a sail ant

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What did the cannibal have for his last meal? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Five Guys.

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Talking about sexuality (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/42084543

Talking about sexruleity

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🧑‍🤝‍🧑👬👭 (feddit.nl)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What kind of pants do psychics wear? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Paranormal pants.

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surprising (aus.social)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You can't transfer an European kitten's data to a server in the USA (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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spoiler

That's against the GDPuRr.

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I gave my handyman a list of tasks but he only took care of the 1st, 3rd and 5th items on the list. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Apparently he only does odd jobs.

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After an unsuccessful beet harvest, why did the farmer become a rapper? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He had a lot of sick beets.

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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…because they take everything literally.

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When the inventor of the USB plug dies... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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...will it take three tries to get their coffin in the ground?

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's a Faux Pa

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What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Strum-boli.

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Vacation (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19436480

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Opposites (lemmy.ca)

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I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Make-up and KISS!