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It's more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.

I used to like Steven Wright.

I still do, but I used to, too.

Usually, the most effective way is to say, "Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"

"Sure!"

"Okay, you start."

Has about a 90% success rate.

Or lobby so their private planes are untrackable.

To paraphrase Devon Banks: I'm gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!

(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They're Samesung now.)

Jesus, I didn't even think of that being a reality now...

That's actually pretty good, subversion of expectations with an absurdist kicker.

Probably was Big Screen. And you can indeed throw popcorn, now.

The best Linus.