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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

TIL I never knew English doesn't have a separate word for that tool.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's a bit weird, isn't it?

Technically, the navigational tool is "a compass" and the geometric draw-a-circle tool is "a pair of compasses" (I don't know why) - but in general use, people just call both of them "a compass".

We've had hundreds of years to rename one of them, but for some reason haven't bothered.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If you use a stick with two points in it, its called a trammel.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Funny thing is this is actually a very good idea

One of the best things you can do on realizing you're lost is find a spot that's safe to sit still in and wait for someone to come looking.

Practicing a perfect circle sounds like a marvelous way to waste time until the rangers get to you from your last known location!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

To do this, just lie the compass on its face and run your pencil around the outer edge, like you're making a hand turkey.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

In that situation I'd get completely turned around, compass or not

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And without any compass you'd be walking circles.