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I know back in the old country (blueit er redhat or whatever it was) there was a rule for waiting a year or some time before reposts were allowed again. Should there be something like that here?

On an unrelated note, I got my friend the other day with a zinger. They were recovering from surgery and said they were moving up their diet and the nurse was getting them a liquid menu. I said, “LIQUID MENU? HOW ARE YOU GONNA HOLD IT?” …I think I could hear eyes rolled over the phone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Your submission in "{{post.title}}" was removed for That is pretty funny. This joke would be great for c/unclejokes, but the suggestion of an erection probably shouldn’t go in c/dadjokes. .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Standards? Reminds me of that 12-inch tall king…

Terrible leading, but made a great ruler

 

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of when I handed my dad his 60th birthday card.

He told me, “You know one would have been enough.”

 

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