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They recently made the world's strongest suction cup. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you! 💘

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They recently made the world's strongest suction cup. (ttrpg.network)
 

I honestly have no idea how they pulled it off.

A page from... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It ... shows the last line!? That's a very weird choice.

A page from... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why thank you! 😆

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A page from... (ttrpg.network)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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  • 22 Sep (Sun) - Greg
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  • 27 Sep (Fri) - Ian
  • 28 Sep (Sat) - Greg

...the Gregorian calendar!

so I'm at my favorite fictional club, and I ask the DJ to put on a specific Classical Composer's music in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mahler? I hardly knew 'er.

How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd reward you with an elephant ear sandwich for this joke, but I'm fresh out of those giant buns.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑👬👭 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I genuinely did not know that! 😵

🧑‍🤝‍🧑👬👭 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This reminds me of a similar factoid.

Did you know that if you took the entire Pacific salmon catch and laid it out nose to tail across the Sahara desert…

…the stench would be overpowering!

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… (ttrpg.network)
 

…because they take everything literally.

What is something you SHOULD cheap out on? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Right. 18650! Thanks!

And TIL what the numbers mean. Cool!

What is something you SHOULD cheap out on? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

…

My flashlights use replaceable chargeables. I want to say "16550" but I'm not sure of the numbers. They're larger than AAs, longer than Cs but not quite as thick.

What songs does your local Ice Cream Van play? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

China. Wuhan, specifically.

What is your favorite room that you got to be in? How long and why? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is my favourite place within walking distance of home. Whenever I'm in there it's great food and great companionship.

What is something you SHOULD cheap out on? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Some of them add a touch of baking soda (no, really!) to make it a little less harsh. But even there, the generics caught onto that trick decades ago.

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Autocorrect made me say things... (ttrpg.network)
 

...that I didn't Nintendo.

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I don't understand people who buy shampoo. (ttrpg.network)
 

Can't they afford the real stuff?

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In 3026 years we'll have either a very good year or a very bad one. (ttrpg.network)
 

It's 5050.

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TIL that Albert Einstein was a real person! (ttrpg.network)
 

Up until now I thought he was only a theoretical physicist!

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Girls, if you visit a guy and he's got a large piece of red cloth tied to a long stick, be very wary! (ttrpg.network)
 

That's a huge red flag, that is!

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To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through its heart. (ttrpg.network)
 

Sure, it sounds easy, but the process is painstaking!

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Hey, Jack! Didja hear 'bout the 'splosion in da cheese factory? (ttrpg.network)
 

Da brie was everywhere!

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This is a real TOSser (ttrpg.network)
 

Kirk: I'm having trouble hearing lately. Bones: Can you describe the symptoms? Kirk: Homer is a fat guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair.

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I bought a pet termite. I named it Clint. (ttrpg.network)
 

Clint eats wood.

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