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Why Was The Broom Late For The Meeting? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I hate you so much right now. Have your effin' upvote!

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Granny used to say “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”. (ttrpg.network)
 

I think that’s just one of Granny’s myths, though.

What does the fox say? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm with you here. No idea what the joke is even supposed to be, not to mention if it's funny or not.

On average how many puns get a laugh? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I hate you so much right now. CHOKE ON THE UPVOTE, JERKFACE!

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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)
 
Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...
It's not a dad joke unless it's a bad joke. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate you so much right now.

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Today I learned… (ttrpg.network)
 

… that everybody who confuses correlation with causation winds up dying.

TIL that Stephen King has a son, Joseph. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ouch! That hurts!

TIL that Stephen King has a son, Joseph. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I know. That's why I was so touched!

TIL that Stephen King has a son, Joseph. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It’s a bit lame tbh

Why thank you! 😀

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TIL that Stephen King has a son, Joseph. (ttrpg.network)
 

I'm not joking …

… but he is.

In America, the rich controls the government. In China, the government controls the rich. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I am not sure what you mean by saying the CPC isn’t Communist anymore.

The CPC has never been communist.

It's socialist.

In America, the rich controls the government. In China, the government controls the rich. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The number drops a bit when the polls are done in secrecy. Still far higher than any western government, mind.

In America, the rich controls the government. In China, the government controls the rich. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

To clarify for any pseudo intellectual who happens to be reading:

" is true for you utter idiot" is not an example of the ad hominem fallacy.

" is true because you're an utter idiot" is an example of the ad hominem fallacy.

Glad to be of service.

In America, the rich controls the government. In China, the government controls the rich. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Have you considered taking a communications course so you don't sound like a pretentious, obfuscating jackass?

Eschew gratuitous obfuscation. (See what I mean?)

In America, the rich controls the government. In China, the government controls the rich. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

In AI alone, we lead the world.

*Deep Seek has entered the chat.*

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Why do Norway's naval vessels have bar codes on the bottom? (ttrpg.network)
 

So when they return to port they can just Scandinavian.

explanation if needed"scan the navy in"

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Inside you there are... (ttrpg.network)
 

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I used to rail against tautologies, but finally came to accept them. (ttrpg.network)
 

They are, after all, what they are.

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Why do anarchists make decaffeinated tea? (ttrpg.network)
 

Because proper tea is theft!

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I couldn't figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger. (ttrpg.network)
 

Then it struck me.

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I heard Godzilla has a son. (ttrpg.network)
 

Jesuszilla.

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I have the memory of an elephant. (ttrpg.network)
 

I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

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