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What is a panther's favorite game show? (lemmy.ml)
 

Leopardy!

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What do you call a child that refuses to take a nap? (lemmy.ml)
 

Guilty of resisting a-rest.

Ironically, since I started pirating, I've spent MORE money on movies. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Handbrake only converts an existing Blu-ray rip to a video format, it doesn't rip DVDs and Blu-rays on its' own.

You can install MakeMKV to rip your discs, then convert them to video files in HandBrake.

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Did you hear about the new broom model that was released? (lemmy.ml)
 

It's sweeping the nation.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does it go in French?

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? (lemmy.ml)
 

A labra-cadabra-dor.

Touchscreens Are Out, and Tactile Controls Are Back in c/[email protected]
Touchscreens Are Out, and Tactile Controls Are Back in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cool! Which one?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? (lemmy.ml)
 

A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

Touchscreens Are Out, and Tactile Controls Are Back in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I agree with you, the damage has been done. That's why I'm looking at alternative methods of transportation, like an ebike or public transit. Hopefully your area has good infrastructure for that.

Touchscreens Are Out, and Tactile Controls Are Back in c/[email protected]
Elon Musk's X is losing users in the U.S., UK, and EU. X's own data proves it. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

X-actly as intended.

FTFY

Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I guess having 3 kids will do that to you.

Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (23 children)

What happened to Linus? He looks so old now...

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

So when do the artists get to move on to extending AI?

Bluray ripping on Linux in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That is correct.

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When corporations scrape academic papers, it's justified. When individuals do it, it's inexcusable. (lemmy.ml)
 
Which open source android keyboard do you use in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know, I just need a keyboard and nothing more.

Though I might have to try out Heliboard to know what I'm missing.

EDIT: Wow, I'm trying it out now, and it's like I have a completey different phone! I'm switching to Heliboard full-time now, thank you!

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How do ghosts play the piano? (lemmy.ml)
 

They use sheet music.

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The official Nintendo Museum appears to be emulating SNES games on a Windows PC, which is slightly embarrassing (www.pcgamer.com)
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What did the ghost teacher say to her class? (lemmy.ml)
 

"Look at the board and I will go through it again."

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Why did the student fail the final exam at magician school? (lemmy.ml)
 

They were all trick questions.

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Uniting for Internet Freedom: Tor Project & Tails Join Forces | Tor Project (blog.torproject.org)
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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor? (lemmy.ml)
 

It was just a stage he was going through.

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