Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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Dealing with a spider (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

web developer

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I see you found the key to taking care of it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Shame, it probably was trying to switch things up a bit but got board and now it's feeling a bit blue :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This didn't click for me, but I can look it up on the web.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's under ctrl now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have video of a spider inside my screen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like a scorpion, tbh.