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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Changing stuff and seeing what happens. If you change two things the universe will let the problem be fixed, because that leaves you uncertain which thing fixed the problem.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

The ol Heisenburg’s Uncertainty fix

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy who wrote this is gone

I've gotten about 1,000 alert emails in the last 8 hours because of this

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The trick is to be the guy who is gone

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Guys who are here hate this one trick!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That one is my aspiration too. Is retirement as great as it seems?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

blaming the user, it's not necessarily their fault, but gaslighting worked for Apple so why can't it work for me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I'm going through Rustlings so Trying Stuff Until it Works

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm definitely writing useless git commit messages

For work, I at least include the Jira ticket id

For personal stuff, it's sweeping features stuffed into one commit that barely describes what was changed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

"Fixed stuff"
...
"Fixed for real this time"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What was the git flag to basically rewrite history again?

I've definitely been guilty of this, but if I can redo my changes in narrative form before I push I bet I won't have to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

git rebase -i

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forcing myself to write in the format of Conventional Commits has helped me a lot to write better commit messages.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Forgetting how your own code works over here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody going to admit to being the pigeon? Because that's me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm sorta like the pigeon but more just a vague understanding of the last critical thing that was asked of me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's probably going to be a kitten sort of day; I'm stress testing and trying to address the pain points (which so far is mostly on all the other services outside my code that can't keep up; not a bad place to be).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Mine is not in the list.
"Click here and there, because no documentation..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Customer facing, so I think I wrote the one with the cat..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just picked up the latest version of "Copying and Pasting". This edition discusses copying and pasting from various AIs. Looking forward to digging in

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Blaming the user. Always

^I'm^ ^the^ ^user^

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Frog, dog, and kitten, over and over and over in completely arbitrary orderings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The "Forgetting How Your Own Code Works" is real. I've looked at code, thought to myself "what fcking idiot wrote this garbage", only to see my own name next to it. It's a very humbling experience

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

2, 3, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are my usuals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a weekday, but I'm not a pro, so either llama or hamster. Maybe sloth, we'll see where today's project goes.

Does anybody know if there's a standard method to do a 1-way broadcast from mobile wifi hardware? (Or Auracast, it looks like the same thing) It's for a sort of mesh network where links may change very rapidly, and so a handshake doesn't make sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

All the purple ones

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Changing stuff and seeing what happens!

The best part is remembering every change to revert it after XY change does it right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'm going for the Dr. Venkman combo: "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Writing Useless Git Commit Messages, no doubt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The best Git Commit message I've ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said "Please work"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Works on my machine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

i like the last one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm too seen here. Time to hide.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I spend a bunch of time in log reviews in my current role. “Googling the error message” image is literally hanging on my office wall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm the donkey today - but it's okay since I'm writing some automated tests over the incomprehensible thing I wrote on Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Its occasional coding by night for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that an armadillo? Forgetting how my own code works is my forte.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a coral but kinda looks like could be a face in the left. Still probably a coral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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