gnutrino

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Gotta love Microsoft Power Bisexual

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

True programming chads don't index at all, they just bind functions to the list monad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Took me a second. You got an actual, audible groan out of me when I got it, well done.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't see the point of Orion's belt, it's just a huge waist of space.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is your fridge running?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

"Fixed stuff"
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"Fixed for real this time"

[–] [email protected] 228 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The system can listen to conversations and play ads when there’s a moment of silence. Or play a video when you’re close to the shops.

Oh good, I was worried the slide into dystopia might be slowing down for a second there.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"The cat sends their regards"

[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 months ago

Italy's taking the picture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There are dozens of us!

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