gnutrino

git rebase -i

"Fixed stuff"
...
"Fixed for real this time"

The system can listen to conversations and play ads when there’s a moment of silence. Or play a video when you’re close to the shops.

Oh good, I was worried the slide into dystopia might be slowing down for a second there.

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years...

"The cat sends their regards"

Italy's taking the picture

There are dozens of us!

I was effected by my parents

The seventh planet from the sun should be called Caelus not Uranus. All the other planets get named after the Roman equivalent of their respective god, why should that one get special treatment just so people can make puerile jokes.

EDIT: spelling

Me too pup, me too.

This should be what finally starts the push to guillotine the upper management of Disney but I guess we've got to take whatever we can get.

There's a star wars joke about Endor-fins in there somewhere.

Edit: or even Endor-Finns if you're willing to acknowledge the existence of the new films.