xmunk

A cult.

Yes.

If you try to give notice they'll kidnap you and you'll spend the next three decades of your life singlehandedly keeping the server running from a secure location somewhere in the Poconos.

Alternatively, your laptop will spontaneously combust firing you from life.

I seriously don't understand how that fucking company is still in business.

Looks depressingly at the shiny new ThinkPad my work got me to replace my old ThinkPad... I'd get so much fucking severance if these fucks ever laid me off - is it really never going to happen?

Keep a hand in your pocket and wear a hoodie for the full experience!

Agua Fresca - it's a Mexican beverage that's basically just fruit blended into water and it's fucking delicious.

Use a mouse to copy and paste text.

A lot of things can, social anxiety, autsim, and grieving are probably the three most likely.

It's hilarious that you think that proprietary software is actually better.

This music is of the highest craftsdwarfship (the DF main theme)

I think you mean it really does.