Good.
As part of good morning.
Unless it was WHAT, as part of WHAT THE FUCK! because I yelled that in the night sometime when my husband's arm hit me when he rolled over. So if that was after midnight it was first.
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The same as every day:
"Fuck."
Followed by "I woke up again."
...I haven't spoken at all today. Huh. Strange
I think I have had days when I just don't have a single spoken word to say. I have tons of people in my life buzzing with life trying desperately to have their voices overbear everything around. I guess I figure mine should not hinder their buzzzz. It could really be bees in there.
*grumble* dodo...
for context she was very surprised that I was using my alarm (I usually don't use it)
I haven't said anything out loud today. I'm the only one home and I felt like relishing it instead of leaving the house.
My cat's name, as usual. She woke me up for her breakfast.
Also cat. She rarely vocalizes, preferring to interact and make her point known. In the morning it's by knocking things on the floor.
Mine knows all the tricks. she meows, she guilt purrs, the walks on me, she sniffs my eyes, she throws things off the night stand, she picks the mattress with her claws. For a monochrome cat she's got the whole spectrum.
"Good", as in " Good morning!", also directed at the cat, who had been sleeping on top of me.
I wake up each day with a beautiful female who loves me. The that she's a cat does have some effect on the relationship.
First noise: gaaah!!
First word: Why...
First sentence: Why is your tongue in my ear hole?!?
Min-Pins...they fucking love mornings. Don't worry, he was asleep fifteen minutes later, after I fed him. Not me though.
"Baby"
as in: "Baby girl, get your ass off my head, I'll get up and feed you dammit."
Baby Girl is Ripley, a 110 pound mastiff with clinging issues.
fucking
as in "fucking kill me, not again."
"Wait!"
I actually slept in today and got woken up by my kids trying to make their own breakfast. And don't get me wrong I'm all for them being independent, but when I hear one yell at the other not to lick the jelly out of the jar, well...it's usually just best to be nearby
Morning
Same as every day, I grab the joint from my bedside table before I even open my eyes and give thanks and praise to Jah
BLEHHHHHHHH
"Oooohfaaakkk"
Woke up with a nose bleed this morning.
ugh
The same word I say first everyday: "shit."
Either "cat" or "morning," same as always
“Huh?” in response to my husband waking me up to ask if I’d already fed the cat (I had).
Probably something like "no" or something similar since I was up all night and had only gotten maybe 4 hours of sleep as a result. Definitely said it as a response to being woken up.
Usually "ow my back"
Oooooh
My son had peed into the bed.
I wasn't expecting so many cat related.
Ughhhh!
Usually "Oh" followed by "boy"
Sam, you gotta call ziggy to get you back home
Welp
"I got you" I said as someone walking in front of me outside immediately collapsed into a seizure.
at my work today someone fell to the ground and needed to be pulled out on a stretcher
Sundays are busy so I just kept working while the paramedics walked right next to me lol
Sundays of all days are the busy days for you?
I work at a grocery store. People come get groceries after church and it absolutely FLOODS the store
Ah I see what you mean. Describes me on Sundays actually.
wait what
I was strolling behind her, you know, minding my own business. I saw her stop in her tracks almost in a daze. I had seen this before in my best friend and so I recognized what was going on almost immediately just based on how it looked from behind. It took her only another second to fall but only half a second for me to catch her. Fortunately it wasn't a diabetic seizure, just a regular one, which are not lethal and need no extraordinary attention. These things happen. Sometimes we forget our own circumstances and they creep up on us.
aaaw
Was looking for my cat
"Woahhhh"
I dunno why, whenever my alarm goes off my first instinct is to make that noise just before I pull myself out of bed haha.
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