Kolanaki

"Align your chakras, warm up your crystals, pray for the summer and winter solstices, wait until the stars and planets are aligned but Mercury is also in retrograde..."

Sure but how do I share that with everyone else when I come up with a banger of a prompt?

Cocoa is definitely gonna clump up this way just making the paste if you don't have enough liquid to rehydrate the entire amount. Especially if you try to do it with cold liquid.

The real trick is to add it slowly while stirring. Like you're adding the milk when making custard or the sugar for merangue.

I made my own community specifically for that. Everyone can use it, though.

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Gentle? But babe, I just lost to Promised Consort Radahn 157 times in a row; I need to vent that anger.

Everytime I hear or see someone calling women "females" unironically I just picture them as a ferenghi.

A friend that both plays the same video games I like so we can play together and also fucks me.

A yellow baseball cap with a black brim. The front has a patch consisting of a "Rolling Stones" style pair of lips with a joint in them and the text "Rolling Stoned" encircling it. The underside of the brim has a pattern of joints on it. I have a bunch of pins attached to the front, as well.

I usually wear it every time I go out.

I'll never not laugh at

"Kane! How many times have I told you to knock before coming into my office?"

"Uh... I did knock but I think the music is too loud?"

"Does it scare you?"

"No... I just don't really like techno."

"You would if you had robot ears."

"Uh.... Yeah. Maybe."

Garbage ads have been a thing almost since the dawn of the Internet and we found a solution to them years ago. They're called ad blockers. If you are online and not using an ad blocker: Why? That's like finding a $2/night hooker and not using a condom.

Grandma's Boy

Zootopia

Sing/Sing 2

Now, of course, you can simply install some Libre operating system and use Lemmy, or Mastodon or whatever. But computers are so embedded into society that it is simply impossible to go without these services unless you want to get yourself isolated (and potentially in trouble with the authorities).

Lol what?

"If you don't use Mastodon or Lemmy you might get in trouble with the law!"