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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The distance that light travels in about a three hundred millionth of a second. Wait, that's just the actual definition.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second, where the second is defined by a hyperfine transition frequency of caesium."

This is the actual definition, but it's also pretty weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And here I thought it was that sick of metal in the wall in France when it is 21 degrees C

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They redefined it a few years ago to base all units on some objectively measurable natural constant. Because that stick of metal might still decay or warp or something and you don't always want to travel to France when you want to know the length of a meter. Much easier to measure the atoms and light you have on hand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Updating the kilogram standard took them forever because you need really reliable force measurement instruments and very precise calibration

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey, just because I am Australian doesn't mean I am a crime of nature. That is just our animals.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Australia, where even the animals are criminals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It was defined as

one ten-millionth of the shortest distance from the North Pole to the equator passing through Paris.

The stick of metal in Paris is just so people don't have to do measure the distance between the north pole and the equator each time they want to check their measuring tool.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wednesday dude or normal one?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Depends on the meter, dude. There are thermo-meters, speedo-meters, baro-meter...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

About the length of a golden retriever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

About as wide as my oversized fridge.

Can't wait to get rid of that shit and have something that actually fits in my kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

The distance light travels when it goes one meter.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Meter‽ We are more than well acquainted.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Take a really long rope and put one end on either pole of the Earth, and the other end on the equator. Use the shortest path, and make sure the rope is tight. No squiggles allowed! Chop that rope into exactly 10 000 000 equal parts. One of them is as long as a meter. Now you just need to find the right one.

Edit: more zeros.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Distance between pole and equator is... 10 km?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

3 1/3 Subway sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

About twice as long as half of its length

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

take a meter stick, now cut it in half. glue it back together. a meter is probably a little bit longer than this since you lost some material cutting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

A bit more than 90 centimetres, a bit less than 110. Somewhere in that ballpark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

About this long holds palms one meter apart.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (11 children)

Okay, so, right, okay. Um. In German schools (and probably some other countries...?), many many years ago (possibly still today? or maybe it's all digital now? what am I saying, this is German schools), the blackboard in every classroom was a large, green, rectangular middle part and two square "wings", one on each side (as wings are wont to be...). They can swing in and out, providing extra room for writing on the outer side of the wings. Also for extracurricular shenanigans such as writing "[name] + [name] = SEX" in the middle, swinging the wings closed to hide the writing and then breaking out into hysterics when the teacher opens the blackboard to reveal your incredibly highbrow joke.

This type of blackboard is quintessential to my recollections about and concept of school.

Why am I going into such unnecessary detail about this? I have ADHD and possibly autism, I need you to understand what I'm saying and I can't find any sources of this existing in the English speaking world and I can't find an English word for those "wings" either. I can barely find a German one ("Tafelflügel"? I don't think it's ever come up before in my life).

So here's a picture:

Picture of the aforementioned German type blackboard.

The width/height of the "wings" and the height of the middle part, that's a metre. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

About ten minutes, wait, what was the question?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

About 4 stacked house cats, or a bit longer than a 3-year-old.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Just about half as twice as much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

My meter is about six inches by three (from memory). It measures voltage (both AC and DC) and current.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The distance between the first line in a hopscotch game and where I would put the top line of the [4, 5] block.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The overall length of an M16A4

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I didn't even know what a M16A4 is. Some US unit, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Yes, with the official M16A4 unit being defined as 1/100th the length between the goal lines of an American Football field.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The square root of a square meter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Depends on how much money you put in.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

About the size of a giant sea turtle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only weird answers?

The truth itself is weird: The meter is defined as the distance that light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 seconds.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Take one liter of water at "room temperature" an aprox of 20 Celcuis degrees at one atmosfere pressure. Take a straight transparent tube of one centimeter inner thickness. Put the water in without spilling.

Measue...

A meter...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

5.618 Bananas

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