I guess I've earned an extra scoop of ice cream.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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Spend at least 28 of them trying to decide what to do. Then ultimately panic because I couldn't come up with anything for the last three days.
Spend time with my dog. Call mum daily. Party with friends, all on me.
Family. That's all. Use the remainder of my money to help fulfill some bucket list items for my parents, wife, siblings, and my kids. Try to write as much as I can and record as much as I can for my kids. Impart any wisdom I possibly can.
Travel - not so extravagant to put my family in debt after I pass but I've got a decent retirement fund and I have no qualms about spending a portion of it if I'm not going to need it to support me in the long term.
I'd probably fly into someplace random in Europe and just soak up different towns by train heading wherever the fuck my ADHD brain tells me to go next. It'd be wonderful.
Also, sex it up like I'm not going to be alive in 32 days.
Edit: Oh, I'd probably make sure to get a second opinion first.
Edit: Oh, I’d probably make sure to get a second opinion first.
You're ugly, too
Probably takes two months for the first appointment from a new doctor....
I'm not certain where you live but even here in Canada (which does have issues with wait times for procedures which are wrongly viewed as elective/unimpactful) critical medicine like Oncology triaging will happen astoundingly fast.
Here's a hint, our medical infrastructure is crap even with private insurance to the point that someone executed a health insurance CEO recently.
Tropical vacation with sex, drugs, and pizza
spend time doing what I like to do and enjoying the company of the people I love. play games, play magic, listen to music getting high... nights in the pool, just watching the moon reflection on the water...
Tell you that hypotheticals fucking suck and for you to fuck off hourly for 31 days straight till I drop dead.
Probably nothing because I would waste the time thinking about what I should do.
A bunch of drugs and go on a murdering spree
Withdraw all of my investment money, hop on a cruise ship, and live in the lap of luxury til I'm ready to die.
Then I jump off the ship.
I like your “luxury” attitude, but cruise ships are kinda gross. Crowded, too. Maybe a nice tropical vacation?
Probably spend a lot of time with my friends. Try weed. Drink a bunch. Also just like right before I'm about to die, strip naked and start furiously masturbating, making sure to drop dead in the city center on some square where I'll be very visible :)
"Can we speed that up a bit?"
Literally nothing different.
You would go to work? Fuck that.
I’d find out what heroin feels like in the final few days. It’d be just my luck that I’d have trouble finding anything of good quality, so I’d either not get the full desired experience or I’d OD on fentanyl.
See how quickly I can drop that number to zero.
Feel hopeful.
Didn't something almost identical get asked a few days ago?
"That long?"
Play games, watch movies, spend time with family and split whatever money I got left with them.
Definitely convince my buddy with the second key that it's go time. 1:56, for you folks who this is new to.
Nutmeg is psychoactive beyond normal serving sizes. It is a deliriant. Note that it is also toxic at these levels. Question; Does delirium sound enjoyable? If you're in your right mind, the answer should be "absolutely not".
With that being said, I'd like to see hell before I'm actually there. May as well. I'd do it just before death, so the wretchedness ends early.
That's after trying every drug that'd otherwise be too risky for the long run.