FlashMobOfOne

Totally, man.

It's entirely my fault.

That's all they ever do.

Say things.

Well, respectfully, some of us have bills, and there's nothing worse for my hope in either of these candidates than my grocery, electrical, and medical bills.

I would make sure my parents never met.

Save at least $30,000 for retirement within ten years of your first adult job.

If you can, put 15% of your check into your retirement every single check, at minimum.

That will set you up for retirement, especially if you're entering the work force in your late teens or early twenties.

Same.

When I get lonely, Tinder's a thing. We both go into it knowing it's short-term, and it's cool.

Nope.

It's just another day. I take myself out to do things all the time, and that's party enough.

I have about five friends I trust implicitly.

I have hundreds of acquaintances I'm around for various reasons, and I like them, but I keep them all at arms length.

I have everything I need.

MASSIVELY infuriating.

I've had the cops lie about me too. Luckily my case wasn't so severe. I'm really, really sorry to hear that happened.