toomanypancakes

Never needing to work again and actually having energy to do things would probably do the trick.

The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?

The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.

Two outta three ain't bad is my other motto

Live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

Sorry, to clarify, swiping left is like backspace a word, if I swiped after now it'd delete "now", then "after" if I did it again. If you typed our and it changed to out, you could swipe up and it'd revert back to our.

You can add or remove words from the dictionary by opening the app separately too, but most settings are accessed from the keyboard.

I use Fleksy, probably not as popular because it doesn't have swype typing but I find the autocorrect works really well, and it's easy to change the word if you don't like what it corrected to by swiping up or down to different options, and you can swipe left to delete words. Built in gif support too, and there's an extension to make the number row always show.

Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago

Super important. I'm an idiot, and if we both are stupid we'll be in serious trouble.

Don't even have friends, talk to the voices in your head.

Oh my goodness what a cutie!

A classic, thats fantastic

Adorable 💜