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And not a monkey’s paw moment.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Immortality

Immortality seems like a good idea, but there's going to be a LONG time from when the last living thing dies out to the heat death of the universe where you'll finally join non-existance. EONs of nothing to do likely floating in a vacuum or being trapped on all sides by rock/debris. No thanks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“Longer than you think, Dad!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Be careful how you jaunt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Don’t know if that would work as the payment is your life. You wouldn’t be around to receive it. Interesting thought experiment

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This could be a new method of becoming a lich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Lich, I said what I said
I'd rather be immortal than dead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Workaround: wish to be reincarnated as an immortal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It basically describes the idea of a digital replicant though. Your body dies but you'd have a perfect copy of your consciousness to continue on without mortal constraints.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

/mind blown

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

How can you be immortal if you are already dead . In any case, you will become a zombie. Sounds familiar …

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Free quality healthcare worldwide. If i take two people with me, can i also have a cure for Alzheimer's/dementia and affordable food that meets minimum daily requirements.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Headlines a short time later...

"GOP Proposes Banning Sacrificial Death Miracles"

AP News - Decrying the seemingly miraculous events of last week as "blatant socialism" and, rather ironically, "part of the woke agenda", house Republicans have introduced a bill that would make sacrificing ones life altruistically a felony. When asked how they planned to prosecute the rotting corpse of the accused were the bill to pass, House Speaker Mike Johnson acknowledged the steep uphill battle, stating, "we will leave no gravestone unturned when it comes preventing ordinary Americans from having God-like benevolence and generosity forced upon them against their will."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

How can i upvote this more than once?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Healthcare was my initial thought too. Especially in the US it’s used way too much as a bargaining chip/greed center. Yeah I’ll just stop living.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'd volunteer just for those other 2 things.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's really a shame that we have a state in my country named Ohio, but not one named Obyeo. So that would be my wish. For my country to have an Obyeo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ohio: everyone leaves

Obyeo: everyone stays

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ohio: fly over Obyeo: tunnel under

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Can I wait until I'm 100 years old?

While it's a shame to waste a powerful wish I quite enjoy being alive.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

For the world to be truly united into a democratic representative utopia. A world without war, without famine, without global warming. At the heart of all issues is, despite the fact we're all so close to each other, that we operate and behave in our own self interests or to the detriment of each other. I'd wish for all borders to be opened. Everyone to be given a unquestionable bare minimum set of human rights across the globe. Removal of diplomatic immunity and forced standardisation of laws with the goal of levelling the living standards of all people. Etc. World peace but with a foundation to keep it going I think.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

That altruism becomes the most potent force on the planet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

That people were magically able to understand, sympathise and accept other people's lives and lived experiences. A world where everyone was accepted as who they are, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Well now my wish is redundant, so... I dunno, a nice meal first?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Yes, for a peaceful world free of war, famine, and disease.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I’d wish for all present and future humans to have much greater empathy. I think a lack of empathy is at the root of most major problems. I would happily die to fix that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

The power to choose, just before dying, to come back to life as a healthy 30 y/o.

But you probably meant only selfless acts allowed, hence the "sacrifice" verbiage. In that case, instantaneous worldwide post-scarcity society. That'd address most of the world's ills, eventually. Being ultra-rich means nothing in post-scarcity; not needing Middle-East oil and African mineral resources would eliminate most international meddling in those locations. While it wouldn't immediately address climate change or cure all diseases, it'd mean enough food and energy for everyone, and it'd give us the means to accomplish these.

If so many of us weren't spending all our time working just to feed, clothe, and house ourselves, we could accomplish much as a species.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everyone from this point forward gets to live a life at least as comfortable mine is now and humanty makes it to spread across the stars

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Oh fuck yeah, spread it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Ghosts are now real and have all the powers they have in all movies, books, games etc. made about them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That humanity never existed and will never exist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Zuckerberg lookin around like…. Where the fuck did everyone go?!?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ahh, but then your wish would never happen, because you wouldn't be around to wish it in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And not a monkey’s paw moment.

Btw this would be a good monkey's paw question
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Universal healthcare in the United States.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just the United States? Why would you limit it like that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Sorry I assume everyone else has it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Complete inversion of entropy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wish to not sacrifice my life and still be granted my wish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn't get a wish

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I'd wish for humanity to transcend our physical form and live in a virtual world as gods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A meteorite to reset it all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

OK Majora/Jenova settle down

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

It’s my wish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To be reincarnated as me with mutant healing ability and 17 Billion tax-free dollars in the bank.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Oh heavens no. I’m simply describing the state in which I wish to be reincarnated. It’s just thoroughness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Me from roughly 5 years ago gets his dreams fulfilled

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