CarbonatedPastaSauce

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

I call it my ‘Make a Wish’ Day.

you had to pretend you were dying of cancer

I don't think he did. Just a joke.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

2023? These came out in the mid 70’s.

That would be around $18k in todays dollars.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? "Fsssssh" (only works if you say it out loud, and they know how to spell)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Usually not very long but one time there were THREE cars in front of me at the drive through ballot drop box. That was a good 20 to 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Bunch of slackers waiting til the last day!

Yesterday I went to vote in person for the first time in a really long time, because I moved to a different county and didn't re-register soon enough to get a mail-in ballot. It was super smooth, didn't wait longer than a minute or two while they did their admin stuff and then I was voting.

Colorado, USA.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But what if someone hid a Bat'leth inside one of them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Same old. ‘boutchyew?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wow, as someone who says howdy to people all the time, I'm surprised you get any kind of reaction at all other than "hi" back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago

Bitwarden can be fully self hosted, I'm doing it. My Bitwarden server doesn't (and can't) talk to them at all as it has no way to access the internet. They know nothing about my deployment except that I signed up for a free license key.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m struggling to imagine the life of someone whose hero was Cindy Brady.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How the fuck does Hot Topic even have 350 million customers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Turning around in circles maybe.

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