Zozano

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

OK Majora/Jenova settle down

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Unironically this. I accidentally shit myself on the job because of this new medication I'm adapting to, and I need a fresh pair of undies unless I want to risk chaffing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And I'd be holding them up if I was reversing out lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, but I need to go to target to grab something for the job I'm doing, and I'm already in my work shuttle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not necessarily, maybe the person being held up by you reversing out is trying to leave.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Whether you reverse in or reverse out, you're going to slow traffic. However, if you reverse in, your visibility is better when you leave, it's an overall net time save.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

When people pull out backwards, they block just as much traffic, with the addition of being riskier.

Why not just forbid forward parking? Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

"A few year away"

Lol, have you tried searching for a "how to" article in the past five years?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There are two main theories about why dreams occur.

(Explained in computing terms)

First is scheduled maintenance.

Your brain essentially runs a defrag when you dream, trimming useless information. Most times, you forget about the dream, but other times you'll wonder why you recalled that memory from 15 years ago. Your brain needs to inspect the file before sending it to the trash, but you managed to recover it before it got zeroed (unrecoverable).

Second is threat model assessment.

Your brain is randomly compiling memories while you dream, scanning for useful information. Sometimes a certain combination will leave a strong impression, which gets cached (saved to RAM). These memories are usually bad, and get saved to disk because we're slow at debugging, but are invested in fixing it to avoid a kernel panic (blue screen). We spend so much time thinking about it, that the bad memory's directory gets added to $PATH(bookmarked)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, but extracting the lidocaine from anal lube also isn't going to cut it.

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