I love olives. Olives are great.
I will die on this hill.
Then perish.
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I love olives. Olives are great.
I will die on this hill.
Then perish.
I will take all of your olives
Pass those kalamata olives over here.
Hey you gotta share.
I will die on this hill.
Do it. Leaves more olives for the rest of us.
Also may make good bonemeal for an olive tree to grow there
OP, your sacrifice means more olives
I like olives.
You're entitled to your wrong opinion.
Clearly not a martini drinker
Mmm, filthy martinis
We used to make “Whore’s Martinis”.
Same as a regular one, you just hand pour over a single cube of ice and toss in an olive, onion, lemon, whatever. Stir with your finger and go. No straining, no stir stick, no measuring, one cube of ice.
This might as well be heaven for me.
I will die on this hill.
R.I.P.
I would have died on that hill with you for most of my life.
But it always seemed odd to me; I wasn’t a picky eater so what was different about olives?! I would try them from time to time but still gagged on them.
Then I tried some while I was living in the Middle East. They slowly be came more and more palatable until now I love them.
Those shitty canned black sliced olives are still awful though 🥴
So you're saying that I need to travel to where olives are made?
Or just to a middle eastern grocer.
Also - Castelvetrano are the olives that non-olive people often like. The flavor is mild and buttery, not as sour as most but without the metallic edge the black olives have.
Thank you for the recommendations! I might see if the super fancy grocery store by my work has those olives. If they don't, then I'll try to find a middle eastern grocer. I don't mind taking a minor road trip to find legit olives. I wanna know if I just don't like the ones I've been exposed to.
I don't like olives.
But it doesn't need to be an argument.
Fuckin love em
Olives are the best Change my mind
Olives killed my family
Your family probably deserved it.
I do not like olives.
I used to hate olives, along with a lot of other things. Peppers. Beans. Blue cheese. And I used to tell everyone about how much I disliked stuff.
But then I grew up. You don't have to eat olives if you don't want. But if you restrict your life to your little pre-approved list of acceptable foods, you're missing out.
Life is short. Way too short. You don't want to discover how delicious a dirty martini with blue cheese olives is when you're old.
If you are going to Die on this hill, what's the point of opening it up an argument.
To each their own, you hate olives, I like them.
I guess I'll also die on that hill
Love them to bits. They are the best.
... just get the nice marinated deli ones, not the disgusting chalky-felty sliced O-rings you get in jars.
There's no comparing the two. If all you've tried is those little abominations, I can't blame you in the slightest for hating them.
Please try the good ones.
most olives are delicious, I have had certain "fancy" olives that were just awful though
You haven't specified what types you've tried so I have a feeling you've a shaky basis for disliking them
I would guess you have a palate more used to high fructose corn syrup than high tree foreign shit
Hearing you hate olives makes me think you probably only like Mountain Dew and Chicken Nuggies.
Mountain dew sucks. Nuggies are okay but only if they're dino shaped. Rn, I'm really digging fresh mozzarella with pesto.
For me olives were an acquired taste.
The first time I ate in a restaurant I was about 12 I think. It was a fancy Italian place. When I saw the dishes of (green, pimento-stuffed) olives on the table I was excited to try one. I'd only ever seen pictures of them in American magazines - this was mid-60s New Zealand, Coca Cola was exotic. I put one in my mouth, and almost gagged, the flavour was so completely awful. I spat it into a napkin.
Fast forward to today, and I would gladly hoover up the whole dishful and ask for more. My favourite olive is a big fat juicy Kalamata. I also love tapenade made with black olives. The only olives I dislike are the flavourless cardboardy lumps sometimes passed off as olives.
You are wrong. You don't like them.
This should be in c/unpopular opinion
There are two kinds of people: ones who love olives, and ones who haven't tried every kind of olive.
Love. I love olives. But I don’t buy those cheap garbage I grew up on. I get much better ones
I'm not a picky eater at all but I loathe olives. If they're in a dish I can't taste anything else.
i am going to feed you thousands of olives per hour.
I'm a can and a half in.
You are wrong. Olives are great.
Yes, I do. Olives are great on pizza and in salad. You're wrong, but there's still time for you to see the light.
Love kalamata, then black. Green are ok stuffed with garlic or blue cheese.
What kinds of olives have you had? Have they been those cheap canned olives that sit on shelves for years? Then yeah, they're not great, more and at giving an olive flavor to dishes. If you've had fresh olives, those can be amazing. That said, black and green olives taste different and you may have a preference between the two (like some people prefer red or green apples), and there are a bunch of different varieties as well.
I always wonder how many people don't realize that olives aren't supposed to taste like a tin can and have the texture of wet cardboard.
My brother-in-law always "hated olives", and then he came over for a party where we had set up an olive bar, which he vehemently and repeatedly declined. But we were hanging around afterward and, as you do when you're not really thinking and there's food hanging around, he absently ate one. He then made his way down the entire bar - I think we had like 20 different types (some were stuffed). Now he gets pouty if we have a party and there aren't any olives, lol!
As someone that loves just about everything pickled, I hate olives.
I fucking love olives. Green, black, big, small, as long as they're not stuffed with onions I'm down.
High quality olives stuffed with jalapeño or feta cheese is chefs kiss.
Kalakaua olives on a salad. Are you kidding me? The best.