What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.
I melt cheese on them sometimes.
What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.
I melt cheese on them sometimes.
have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor
I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.
But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.
Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.
“I kinda like it actually”
“Shut up, Nart”
“But —“
“It’s a horrible life”
Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don't be so surprised.
I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.
I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.
Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so
"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."
She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.
We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message
I just thought the same thing... They are delicious
I put a little butter on them sometimes and it's delicious but everyone thinks I'm crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.
I survived for something like three years on butter and saltines. It's the best if you use unsalted butter, and put rock salt on top, but let's be real here–we're just scraping butter straight off the stick with each saltine and eating it like we're in the trenches of the Great War and we don't know when the Krauts are gonna attack us so we gotta eat fast
My grandma used to do this. It really is a satisfying treat.
I’ve done this. It never crossed my mind other people didn’t. You have some butter nearby and you’re eating crackers? You put the butter on the crackers.
It’s like finding a thread where people are going “Try butting butter on the toast. I know it sounds weird [no?] but you gotta try it.” and others “Oh yeah my grandma used to do that”
I like butter on saltines.
Isn't that what saltines are for?
Edit: Wait, I read that as peanut butter. Butter is...not gross but not what I do.
maybe with a brick of cheese
nothing helps my self esteem like a sleeve of saltines and a brick of cheese
Whipped cream. Salty and sweet. Delicious.
I will be trying this these holidays. I’d have never thought of mixing the two.
In exchange for the idea, I recommend sweetening whipped cream with a dash of maple syrup, the maple flavour comes out nicely with the airy texture. But do not use this for pumpkin pie or another sweet treat as it’s too rich.
Butter
Peanut butter
Cheese
Spray cheese
Cream cheese
Cream cheese with a clove of garlic
Honey
Help me think of more good ways to enjoy saltines
I just put saltines on them.
New toast sandwich
Summer sausage and cheddar cheese.
ham?
alternatively, sauce.
Oof this one hits close to home.
Add peanut butter.
Yes. Saltines and spreading some good crunchy peanut butter is a fine lazy meal.
People eat saltines... willingly?
They’re delicious
Add sardines to that, and you'll have reached a whole new level.
I can't believe someone beat me to it. Sardines, or tinned smoked oysters, a little cheese, baby you've got yourself a meal.
new beef stroganoff just dropped
Blood Pressure 100
Salt-less saltines? Ines?
Guilty as charged.
when you get sick and you can finally justify eating sleeve of saltines 😋
I do this, but with graham crackers instead.