BlueLineBae

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fake old movie that plays in Home Alone. "I'm gonna give you till the count of 10 to get your ugly yeller no good keester off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One... Two... Ten!" 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

I hate Illinois marshmallows!!

I went to Meijer a week ago and saw they had a pallet of candy corn. I was like wow this early? And I bought a bag thinking it must be left over from last year or something, but no it was just the opposite. It was the freshest bag of candy corn I've ever eaten and it was very delicious. But it also made me realize that the reason I'm never getting fresh candy corn for Halloween is because they literally make it and ship it in late July/early August and then just let it sit there for 3 months until Halloween. But at least now I know when the best time is to buy candy corn... So there's that.

Eleven tenty one?

There is also a follow-up documentary made 20 years later.

Anyone interested in American history should watch Ken Burns Baseball. It's an excellent documentary series about baseball that's packed full of fun facts like this. One of my favorite facts I learned was that people sang the Star Spangled Banner at baseball games before it was established as our national anthem. The documentary goes through the history of baseball and how everything that has happened to the sport beautifully depicts everything that has happened in the country's history through the lens of baseball. For all the good and bad, it's a great documentary series. 10/10 highly recommend!

Rolie-polies!!!

I love Lemmy's love for Technology Connections. It just feels so right!

Last year I went blueberry picking the day before I had to leave for vacation. So I took a quart-size bag of blueberries on the plane with me and ate those the whole way there. 10/10 best plane snack I've ever had!

Hey everyone! Come fuck my shit up while I'm away! K thanx.

They're called yip yips and they're frickin hilarious!