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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

“I kinda like it actually”

“Shut up, Nart”

“But —“

“It’s a horrible life”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don't be so surprised.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it's almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I just thought the same thing... They are delicious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won't be fooled again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You gotta do it without water