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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it's almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.