Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I think that’s just one of Granny’s myths, though.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

No, it totally works! Proof:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

deep sigh

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I didn't get it pls help.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

🍏

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is not a Granny Smith apple.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ceci n'est pas une pomme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

bite

What? I'm hungry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I asked my grandma if she like mushy apples. She replied, "No honey, crisp."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

apple-ing pun

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

What a tart joke.