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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, I have a guess that it didn't even fullly understood the prompt behind this slop either...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Just wait until QA gets a hold of it

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Another crap meme made with AI, yay, I love AI slop

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Surprised there's no one in the comments going bat shit crazy that this was made by AI. Are we not doing that anymore?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

You just had to wait 2 more hours for that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Well, the table sucks. I can't draw and I could do better.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 day ago (18 children)

I’ve been a professional software developer for over two decades. There is zero chance my job will get taken by an AI any time soon. Anyone who thinks my job is to write code doesn’t understand my job. That’s like saying a bus driver’s job is to turn a steering wheel.

My job is to turn vague ideas and nondescript feelings into APIs and (sometimes) UIs, then turn those into specs, then split those into tasks, then sometimes I’ll write the code for them and sometimes someone else does. About 90% of my time is turning ideas into plans, and about 10% of my time is turning those plans into code.

When I was young and was a junior engineer, my job was more to receive the specs from the senior engineers and turn that into code, but even then, I was still designing my own stuff. Maybe more like 40/60 time instead of 90/10.

Now that I’m a grizzled old man forged in the fires of task management software, I’m doing almost all of the design work myself. I manage a project that has about 250,000 lines of code. An AI isn’t going to be able to build new features into that, let alone decide which features to build in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Heh, that won't stop a C-level from thinking that you just write code.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yeah, that’s probably true. Remember how all the execs decided to replace cashiers with robots, then the stores started losing money because a. it made stealing a lot easier and b. people would avoid stores that only had self-checkout robots and never had anyone to help you because a robot doesn’t know where the flour is. Now the self checkouts are being decommissioned and we’re going back to regular human cashiers. It turns out cashiers do more than just scan barcodes. But, upper management didn’t get to where they are by being smart.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Now the self checkouts are being decommissioned and we’re going back to regular human cashiers.

Maybe this is North American thing because in Europe they never really got rid of human cashiers, they just had the automated systems alongside the human cashiers.

I don't know of any store that went over to 100% self-checkout

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That’s like saying a bus driver’s job is to turn a steering wheel.

That's a good analogy, I will use that.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If those project managers could read, they would actually be able to use Jira.


I regret what I wrote.
I realised, just being able to read, doesn't make sure they can actually use Jira

[–] [email protected] 160 points 1 day ago (15 children)

The client wants to drag and drop their own personalized excel file with no guaranteed formatting or column order or data contract in order to import their data into our system <3

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago

Needs more AI to randomly guess what the columns might be

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

I love how this is a universal experience.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Jesus, this gave me war flashbacks.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Can we jazz it up a bit?"

This is a real request from a real manager. They have played us for absolute fools.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

My favorite was to make it “crisp”. My boss was sympathetic when I joked about it being “crispy and delicious” but he still acted like we basically should have known what that means.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

You know what we, in the industry, call a detailed specification fo requirements detailed enough to produce software? Code.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Customer requirements are basically always “I want what my Excel sheet used to do”.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"You mean you want it to corrupt your data and end up with conflicting changes once you share it?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Make sure to convert 1/2 to February

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I want faster horses.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI Project Manager: Create a button on a webpage that, when clicked, displays an alert saying "Hello World!"
AI Programmer: "What a sensible requirement! Here you go."
AI Billing Department: "Project completed, that'll be 10 million dollars."
Client AI Payments Department: "Sounds right, paid!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

AI Quarterly Call Bot: Delivery is on time and synergy is high!

AI investment selector: This company looks profitable. Purchase!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

presses button; nothing happens

"Well see here! I wanted that button to do something!"

"Oh but it did! It wasted your time as well as mine!"

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, the customer wants a button that does a very specific thing.
He can't tell you what that is, though. You're the expert!
Also, can you put in more ads? And make it so the users can't close the tab until they bought something.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Button that does something? That’s too advanced for me, I’ll use a library

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Help, Debian has libbutton only in 1.4.3 and libdosomething is not in my repo. I compiled libdosomething from source, but now it needs libbutton >= 2.4.1 and compiling that version of libbutton fails, as my GCC and make are too old and incompatible!

I already tried it on my other PC, but that isn't based on glibc, which makes all these dependencies even worse...

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is when the AI, in a microsecond, decided to destroy the human race.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, I don't really blame the AI.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I had a client once explain to me that his request for the 75% redesign of his mobile app would be simple because "it's just 3 pages"

That was the exact quote

I know that was hardly related to the post, but it reminded me of that and I needed to vent to my therapist (aka strangers on Lemmy)

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