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Burnt to a crisp (feddit.org)
 
You are being tortured. Your captor is forcing you to listen to someone else eat. What are they eating? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

And German. And French. And Polish. And Danish. And Spanish. And I thought it was pretty universal? Guess it's European.
Anyway, fuck ketchup.

You are being tortured. Your captor is forcing you to listen to someone else eat. What are they eating? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I want to be in that room now.

You are being tortured. Your captor is forcing you to listen to someone else eat. What are they eating? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I have free-roaming cats, so that's a sound I wake up to regularly.

You are being tortured. Your captor is forcing you to listen to someone else eat. What are they eating? in c/[email protected]
I'll have to rely on my handshake in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

In the Battles of Xing and Lin-Kedin

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I'll have to rely on my handshake (feddit.org)
 
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Isn't this joke missing the first half?

This Windows 11 Start menu change is now coming to Windows 10 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At my job I run what my employer wants me to run. I get paid for it, they get to decide the OS.
But at home I've been running Linux since 2006.

Decision time in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nooo, one day I'll have the time to build my writing utensil repair business.
And then I'll need the domain penisbroken.com

Is "retard" a slur? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

the engineering term is a different word with different pronunciation. It's not even a noun.

I just had a conversation with Hume's new AI voice assistant — and I forgot it wasn't human in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Why do I keep reading it as "and I forgot I wasn't human"?

Oopsie, Visual Studio License expired, so the build server stopped working in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Why are text editors cloud services now?

Do you have trouble explaining your job to people? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I changed the password to a 256 character string, disabled pasting, and changed the keyboard layout on all servers to Thai.
My security philosophy is: "When even admins with all the info can't get in, no one can."

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Will enterprise endpoint protection software on my laptop have control over what is happening inside a VM? (feddit.org)
 

I've been issued a work laptop with Windows 11, running the Sophos Endpoint Agent, which monitors all web traffic and processes running on the PC and blocks malicious stuff.
If I install a Linux VM on it and access the web from inside it, will the Endpoint Agent see what I'm doing and be able to block access the same way as it does on the host?

I guess what I'm asking is, how does accessing a website from inside a VM work, actually? Does all the traffic get routed through the host OS unencrypted?

The purpose isn't to try to circumvent any security measures or go over the heads of the IT department, but rather to find out if I can make a case for using my favorite OS on this thing without compromising security.

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