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This is when the AI, in a microsecond, decided to destroy the human race.
Not gonna lie, I don't really blame the AI.
This is why we definitely shouldn’t rewrite the nuclear launch software. A project manager could unintentionally push a programmer into justifiably ending the fucking planet.
That's when you load all middle managers onto a spaceship and send them off under the guise of colonising a new world.