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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI Project Manager: Create a button on a webpage that, when clicked, displays an alert saying "Hello World!"
AI Programmer: "What a sensible requirement! Here you go."
AI Billing Department: "Project completed, that'll be 10 million dollars."
Client AI Payments Department: "Sounds right, paid!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

AI Quarterly Call Bot: Delivery is on time and synergy is high!

AI investment selector: This company looks profitable. Purchase!