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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's a great thought experiment to get us to think about what is truly important -

No one is going to answer "work more" or "continue to conform to other's expectations of me." or any other thing that we are taught to believe are important.

Sure having some savings is important, your health is important (except maybe not so much in this instance), but really life is about experiencing life not creating shareholder value or working hard to blend into the crowd just to make other people less uncomfortable.

I know I went off on a tangent, I do that often. But I've been thinking more about how in the west we are taught aggressively from a young age what is deemed important (work, money, prestige, name brand things, etc) and what is frivolous (hobbies, family, friends, etc) and then people wonder why life sucks. It doesn't suck, it's that you are trying to conform to something that goes against your true nature.

To answer the question: travel, spend time with people I love, play video games, eat more cheeseburgers, drink more beer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Find a heroin dealer. It's about the only situation where I'd touch that stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Ask if there's an expedite process.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Get another opinion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I’d probably dedicate some days each week to friends or family, to have more active contact before it’s late, but be shamelessly selfish the other days and spend them trying to finish some of my hobby projects and finally finishing The Witcher 3 if possible.

That’s going to be rough to those currently on my daily agenda, like partner and kid, but I’ve given so much to them, and so little to others I care about, that the balance has to be leaning towards the latter.

Not sure if I actually could do that though. But that’s what I’d hope I’d be able to push for.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

Sign up for all of the one-month free trials.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

31 days of perfect health and then drop dead? Or 31 days of slow, debilitating, crushing agony and pain and then death? I just lost my best friend to perotineal cancer, from diagnosis to her passing was 97 days. She made plans to travel with her daughter, spend time with friends, write a will, etc. but she ended up spending a majority of that time in the hospital on heavy duty narcotics and offer her nut because of them. I don't think anyone would plan on spending their last 31 days like that but it's more realistic.

Tldr: do the things you would do with news like this now... Don't wait until it might be impossible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

I'm so sorry for your loss.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago

Ask my wife to take the month off, or quit her job, then spend 25 days doing whatever she wants. The last week we can spend with my family.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Cry because I have accomplished nothing with my life

[–] [email protected] 69 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Good thing "try locked-in syndrome" was last on my bucket list.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

On my last day I would find a big cat sanctuary and play with them until they kill me.

Worth it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

That's a good one, I really want to cuddle with a tiger cub...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Play Super Mario Bros as the second player for 31 days straight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Mario Party is a game where everyone participate.

Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t think you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

He is. Read it again.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Same, same. If immediate consequences don't matter, fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

If "I'm dying in 31 days" doesn't work as a pickup line, then fuck my life anyways.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

“You got 5"

5 what?

"4 3 2 1"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago

Doctor says "I got bad news and even worse news. The bad news is, you have 24 hours to live"

I said "Oh my god Doc! What could be worse than that?"

Doctor comes back, "I couldn't get ahold of you yesterday!

(24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Given the state of the world these days, 31 days is long enough for at least 3 very particular tasks. Any left over time, I'd probably just be bored and procrasturbate.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Probably play some Shotgun Mario and Luigi..

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Easy ... have a big fat funeral for myself, hand off everything I own to the people I had willed everything to. Tell them thanks. Say goodbye to everyone and leave myself about $1,000. Go off to my parents hunt camp and traditional lands and live out there by myself until the 31 days are over.

I've travelled the world, saw many things, did many things, had a great time but now I'm old and sore all the time and I can't run around as fast or as much any more. I just like sitting, relaxing and enjoying some peace and quiet.

If someone told me I had a month, I want to just spend those last 30 days as quietly as possible looking at trees, water and being around absolutely no one.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago

Same, except I'd skip the funeral, and on the last day I'd find a remote tree and tie myself there so I could be naturally excarnated:

The Moriori people of the Chatham Islands placed their dead in a sitting position ... strapped to young trees in the forest. In time, the tree grew into and through the bones, making them one.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago

let's just say there's about to be another luigi on the news

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Find another doctor because that one obviously has mental health issues.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Haters gonna hate. Don't let it get you down.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Quit my jobs.

Give my money to loved ones.

Max out my credit cards.

All the drugs. all

Finish stalker 2

Play space engineers and valheim with what time i have left.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

I'm afraid what you heard me say is, "a lot of drugs". What I said is, "all the drugs".-

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

:D

:(

:D

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I'll get myself a wikipedia page 😉

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago

Get into the plumbing business

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I was going to say liquidate my investments but to be honest I'm not sure I could even spend all the money in my bank accound in 31 days. I don't even know what to buy. Beef Jerky and RedBull? I'd probably get my hands on some psychedelics though, maybe even hard drugs. One thing I would do is much more urban offroading with my truck since I no longer need to be worried about my license - or the truck. I'd probably go have a thai massage with a happy ending and try gay sex too because why not.

All in all I don't think I'd be living that much differently. I already know I'm going to die. I just don't know when.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)
  • Set up my will.
  • Dispose of the accumulated cruft.
  • Get the house ready to sell.
  • Document all my accounts.
  • Move money as appropriate.
  • Provide for preservation/distribution of my genealogy research.
  • Work to prepare my friends and family for life without me.
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Wouldn't be too bad all things considered, all signs point to Silksong releasing on the 14th, so I’ll have a couple weeks to play it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

The 14th of... 2036? 2175? Octembuary?

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