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If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

"Oh no! My tuna melt has!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

I get what you're doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:

Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That's no sandwich! It's a calzone!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

There's not a goddamned thing wrong with a hot ham and cheese.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Lazy cubano.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Grilled cheese, maybe? Meatball sub?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Grilled cheese

Microwave

Noooo 😭

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.

And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Terrible, absolutely terrible. A well earned uptoot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

I see, I see. If you nuke a sandwich do you get a trinititewich?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Fine, Dad, you can have the upvote.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What do you think the rotating plate is made of?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sandwiches that got too hot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I remember when I was a small child during the summer my brother and I would stay home and we would often make a bologna and cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It was not good lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Shake. Shake? SHAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Having a glasswich is a definite downside, but it's a humorous one. A silly-con, if you will.