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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Water from the tap: basically free

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Gotta pay 399 for the glass though.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Here's the alternative:

  • Justice of the Peace ceremony: $43 (including license, supply your own witnesses)
  • session at photography studio: $13-$500 (including prints and downloads)
  • BYOB party at your place that evening: $0

Basically, finding out your partner wants a big wedding is a huge go/no-go moment. Save the money for when you really need it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

My wife and I were planning our wedding a year from then when I got a job offer to the US and we had to get married in a hurry to avoid some issues with the visas.

Best decision ever, we had a small party at my SIL patio, my parents got us tacos catering, a friend of my wife who has won some iPod battles was or "DJ" and we got some cheap wines at costco and told people to BYOB

We only had to rent some chairs and tables but it wasn't very expensive

We were planning to celebrate our 1st anniversary doing a "wedding" party but we decided to use the money to travel 3 weeks to Japan instead

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As my sister in law said, even for expensive weddings, if you do things properly you'll end up making profit from the gifts you receive.

And yes, that's fucking disgusting.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My mama's got a tiny little diamond in her engagement ring. Dad offered to get her a bigger one, but she said no, let's save that money for something more important. I believe that money got put toward a renovation of the house.

Give me a girl like mama, whose got a tiny diamond and a solid home.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeehaw! A thirteen dollar photoshoot!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Photoshoot's free. The $13 is for the print you get.

You mock, but my grandparents only have a couple photos of the day they were married. But they did stick together all their lives, and they did raise their kids as best they could within their means.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

There was a study a few years ago that showed that people who spend less on wedding have a lower chance of divorce.

On the other hand not going for a honeymoon increase divorce rate.

So better save money on the wedding and spend it on a honeymoon.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you think getting married is expensive, try getting divorced.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Divorce water was free what are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Until you realized the labor to bring it to the conference room is billed at $800/hr with minimum 15-minute increments.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Those were tears, dude.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Never, ever, book a location for a "Wedding". Always book it for a "Family Event".

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of a blog I followed about a guy having a castle built. He'd get contractors out for various bits and before they arrived they'd be like "oh its X for job Y" but when they got there and saw that it was for a castle, well magically the cost doubled. This might make sense in some parts but when the painter is trying to increase his price for square footage he quoted on the phone? Nah fam that ain't it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Getting married in about 6 weeks. Compared to my first one 10 years ago, it's nuts. One metric I read said that wedding costs were up 40% post COVID. My first wedding was maybe $5,000 and that was super strict budget. This one is closer to $25k.

My fiancée was quoted between $300-650 for makeup only. Seriously?? DJ is minimum $900 for 5 hours of work, I got a lot of quotes in the $1300 range, or $2200 for better lighting ($440/hour??) Look I know you had to buy your own equipment but holy hell.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Thanks for reaffirming my desire to never get married

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Its your wedding, you dont have to spend money on things you don't want. Courthouse weddings happen often and are very low cost.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You can get, there is no need to throw tens of 1'000s of dollar at it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are a lot of people who just have weddings with only the closest parts of their friend/family circle rather than making it auper extravagant.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Having a wedding at the local all-you-can-eat sounds very enticing.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I purchased a catering dinner package (which came with tea, coffee, and lemonade) and full open bar - apparently neither of these included water. That was an additional $200.00.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you end up doing a big wedding I would recommend telling as many of the vendors and suppliers that it's for a birthday party instead. It'll still be expensive but should be more manageable

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Yes, I'd like the traditional tiered birthday cake with the bride and groom on top. Thanks."

"How much are your birthday rose petal cannons?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You would be surprised. Family friends of ours are Greek and rich, and they do not do anything small. I hate to perpetuate stereotypes but if you've seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, it's like that with them but for everything. Birthdays, the christian holidays, just a summer BBQ, all huge. The bride and groom on top yeah that'll tip the baker off but that's not hard to quickly put on yourself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

As a Greek myself, I can confirm that My Big Fat Greek Wedding was basically a documentary.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

People tend to demand perfection when it comes to weddings. I'm pretty sure that's why it's more expensive. In general, prices rise alongside expectations.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

With how much self-centered egotistical annoyances wedding planners and other suppliers have to deal with sometimes, I might actually be inclined to understand that pricing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly. It's the bridezilla tax

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You guys pay that much for bottled water?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys pay 0.99 for a water at weddings?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe there is a Ferangi rule of acquisition for this

I think, it goes something like, Peace us good for business, and war is also good for business.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

those are two separate but adjacent rules :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

34 & 35 I seem to recall.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Also water (in a movie theater)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I thought it was Airport Pricing, but I guess Wedding checks out too

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where tf do you find bottled water for 0.99c? It’s $2.50 everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think it's still like .25 or .50 at Costco.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

TIL. Don’t shop at Costco too much.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

~~water~~ plastic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

+ table service fee

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