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I might say something like "Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat..."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

There’s been a pileup on the dirt highway. This food baby’s breech!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Pinching a loaf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Imma go look for some tile'd poetry

I'm kingly but I gotta get rid of this crown

(These were made up on the spot, enjoy)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Though it's in Spanish, a good translation would be: The mole is poking out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

'Turtling' seems to be similar.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"I'm off to lose another game of whack-a-mole!"

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“Time for a reverse shower!”

(I have a bidet)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I gotta go shake a tit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I needed to "go ball-balls."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

From My Name is Earl:

Philo : I gotta go tinkle.

Randy : Tinkle! That's so stupid. I wonder what he uses for "going ploppies."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Choke Jürgen or cook Jochen. Doesn't even make sense in German.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

But at least "Jürgen würgen" or "Jochen kochen" rhymes 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm going to the field office.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I have a little piece of work to do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"I've got an urgent appointment in meeting room 00"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Going to "take a comfort"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Let me go think about it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Gotta go burn some toast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm going to free space for dinner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I need to see a man about a horse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Gotta give birth to a pond of fudge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"I gotta go pinch a loaf" still makes me laugh out loud

"I gotta grumble" is good

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