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'Parasitic' IPTV Piracy is Killing Football, "It's Them or Us" Says Serie A CEO. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago

Kill football? LET’S FUCKING GO!!!

Pirate IPTV Arrests in Sweden Should Include Users, Rightsholders Tell Govt. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

At this point I will never again respect IP, the phoniest of all property. Get bent propertarians!

My neighbor's exact thought process in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

What time is polite on the ‘weekend’?

What book that hasn't been adapted into a TV show or movie do you think deserves an adaptation? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Zero. It totally destroys everything about a book. I have found though that horrible series can make good TV. Like Twilight or Dexter or Harry Potter. Horribly written trash but popular with those in the center of the bell curve.

Illustrating the point in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

I like this joke because it emphasizes the correct pronunciation of crayon rather than ‘cran’ like the unwashed.

Your TV set has become a digital billboard. And it’s only getting worse. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can barely see the ads whilst sailing the high seas. IP is the fakest of P.

X ordered to pay $600K to fired employee who didn’t click 'yes' on email ultimatum in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

It was more fun watching this loser lose before I realized it’s all they really do.

What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There’s been a pileup on the dirt highway. This food baby’s breech!

US Court Rules Google a Monopoly in 'Biggest Antitrust Case of the 21st Century'. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Do PG&E

What is the worst experience you've had reading a book? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You’re gonna love Gravity’s Rainbow!

What is the worst experience you've had reading a book? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Clear and present danger. Only book I’ve ever quit, and 600 pigs in to boot. Shit author, shit book, shit material. The people who enjoy this shit are the same people who jack off to guns and ammo. ‘What’s this author re*arded? Give me back my $15’.

The first night in forever it's been cool enough to open the windows, a dead animal stinks up the whole neighborhood (and my house) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate it when the corpses of the fallen impinge on the enjoyment of my capitalist hellscape.