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I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird

Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.

Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.

Those Fast Break candy bars, idk why. Used to be Reese's Cups but became meh for whatever reason.

Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.

Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I'm like, "What?!" I will chew those things all day long.

Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?

....black licorice

Sue me

Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I'm going to punch you in the stomach.

Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints

I'm usually more of a savory guy. I'll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers

Red vines, once I open a bag it's game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.

Proper scandinavian salt licorice. Salmiakki ❤️

Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don't watch it

Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.

Outside of that, Easter egg reese's pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.

Smarties, which I'm aware are pure sugar

Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.

Not quite candy but I think it's close enough to count here: Co-op's own brand salt & vinegar kettle crisps. They're so vinegary it hurts. It's wonderful.

Now n' Laters. They're actually all nows and none laters, I can down 4 boxes easy in one sitting.

Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs - specifically the ones for Easter. Those things are insanely easy for me to eat 2000 calories of.

Costco used to (still does?) sell these tubs of chocolate covered caramel macadamia nut clusters. Literally food of the diabetic gods. I had to stop buying them because they were expensive AF and disappeared way too quickly.

Hot Tamales. Do you have those in the States?

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Haribo gummy bears

Anything Reeses.

Andes candy is great too.

Also cotton candy.

reese's pieces

Sour patch kids for me.

Crispy M&Ms. I was sad when they discontinued them. Now they've rebranded as crunchy cookie or some shit.

Ferrero Rocher and Andes chocolates

I'll eat Sweet Tarts until my mouth is raw.

lindt truffles ooo yess

Skittles

Candied pecans

Nerds. If I ever buy a box of them, I’ve eaten them all by that night. They’re basically just flavored sugar clumps and I love them.

Mango ginger chews, these Polish pineapple ginger candies which are 1.39 a bag despite inflation, and dark chocolate covered dried mango. Absolutely wonderful.

Cadbury cream eggs. I want a bucket of that filling so I can eat it with a spoon.

Cadbury Mini Eggs.

And any decent quality or better saltwater taffy.