SatansMaggotyCumFart

I know I’m old because not only am I scared and confused by this generation’s slang but also because I sat on my own balls this evening.

Paul McCartney and Dua Lipa should release a song together.

If money doesn't exist how do you pay for the ads?

For leftists?

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That’s a man who’s has never used a condom in his life.

That’s the look of a man who’s about to fuck two GILFS.

Throw in a habanero or two into that!

I leave them both open for ventilation.

Wouldn’t that make the popcorn soggy?

That's really cool!