SatansMaggotyCumFart

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TIL Nintendo coats all of their Switch cartridges with extremely bitter denatonium benzoate to deter children from putting them in their mouths and swallowing them. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I think mine has LSD on it.

Microsoft made me sign in on their Xbox Accessories app to update the firmware on my controller in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I can update four controllers at a time using this method.

Pineapple Juice in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What a waste of sperm.

What's an aspect of life that's currently done privately that you think should be communalized? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I like to light-heartedly make fun about life’s absurdities but I see that’s completely lost here.

Have a nice day.

What's an aspect of life that's currently done privately that you think should be communalized? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You know this is a joke on how expensive rent is in Vancouver, right?

What's an aspect of life that's currently done privately that you think should be communalized? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

$5 a meal and $5000 a month for rent.

Is it normal to be banned from a big community because of a comment critical of a "left leaning" dictatorship? (Cuba) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Just lurk in the .ml instance for a while to get a feel for what they cheer and dislike.

All instances have their own flavors and that’s one of the cool things about Lemmy.

Personally I like to criticize China, Russia, North Korea and Cuba along with everything else so I get a detention there occasionally.

Do you let it slide or turn it into dinner debate? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just drink until your liver feels better.

Oh noooo! in c/[email protected]
Is majority of lemmy communism supporters? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Some support communism but no true communist also supports the fascist regimes of Putin or Xi.

TIL that you technically aren't allowed to enter Valley Metro public transit if you just peed your pants in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What if you took your pants off after?

What are some descending modulating songs like Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The Beatles 'Penny Lane'

Whitney Houston's 'How Will I Know'

XTC's 'Reign Of Blows'

Johnny Cash 'I Walk the Line'

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TIL that whales went from ocean to the land and back to the ocean again. (www.cbc.ca)
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If you were alone in the woods, would you rather come across Windows or Linux? (lemmy.world)
 

Posted with my thinkpad running Arch btw.

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Owies (lemmy.world)
 
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In the name of the moon, I'll punish you! (lemmy.world)
 
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I though it was cabbage perfume. (lemmy.world)
 
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