SatansMaggotyCumFart

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The Marxist-Lennonists are always sabotaging the attempts at pure capitalism so this meme is kind of hypocritical.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Two tips, one meme.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I’m a fan of the runny shitposts myself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I farted and it was more than a fart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I know, right?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every year I ask for the same thing - a steak and blowjob.

This year my parents told me that I would have to ask for something else.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck the party just do a dinner with your wife, mom and dad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t do his vegetarian wife like that, bro.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I thought you cared.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I was hoping he’d slip me little Jesus if you know what I mean.

Jesus comes twice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Geez the text isn’t centered or even fitting on the paper.

You don’t give a shit at all about me, do you?

 

Posted with my thinkpad running Arch btw.

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