Why confess to the internet that you pissed your pants in a public place?
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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Dude just told on himself forever. I hope he becomes famous and this Post haunts him
Just for you, I looked up their rules.
Most public transit has very similar rules.
The bad thing is rules like this are necessary.
Please don't post pictures of text. Copy and paste it. And link to it.
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For not meeting the rules of the community and accessibly requirements of the Internet*
Does it mean Donald Trump wearing diapers can't enter the metro?
Ah, blood too? Damn it
So how long do you have to wait, cuz I... I mean, people, have places to be.
Just toss your pants and underwear in the nearest trash bin. Problem solved!
That's why I always pee on someone else's pants
Ah, technically. So is there a loophole? Just asking for a friend...
You're fine if someone else pees on your pants.
Are diapers clothing? If not, then you are technically allowed to wear diapers containing urine, vomit, or blood.
I said "technically" because it's based on a rule that is probably intended to ban extremely stinky unhygienic people
So people that peed themselves?
Technically
alright what one of you peed my pants
What if you took your pants off after?
I hear you get to ride on New York subways for free if you do that while publicly masturbating.
actually, they'll shoot you. And the officer that shot you will then shoot another officer. And then the corrupt mayor will go in TV to celebrate the cops that shot an unarmed man, making it sound like the cop that was shot was a hero who wasn't shot by the other bastard cop.
Do they have areas for private masturbating on the New York subway?
It's public or nothing. Hence all the public masturbating.
Well I mean if they're not giving out wank screens that's on them
Pubic or nothing
I'm still sittin' in ma dirty pee pants!
Where's the fun in that?
No, officer, I peed my pants after I got on the train, see?
TIL I've been breaking their rules for years