This is splendid. 100% fuck DoorDash and UberEats.
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Ordered some sushi and cold stone the other day.
Same parking lot.
The dasher picks up my ice cream, does another dash then goes and waits 20 minutes for my sushi for some reason then does another dash.
I was delivered a bag of melted ice cream and the container it was in.
Door dash offered me a refund that was less than the tip and said “they solved my problem” and then I cancelled my dash pass and they can go fuck themselves.
No offence but why the fuck would you get ice cream delivered?
There should be more local cooperative delivery services. Small scale, profit sharing.
I agree, the delivery services are definitely price gouging to a degree. It sucks that we're charged for delivery, service fees AND the item prices are inflated by around 20% too. Thing is, I think there's a bunch of reasons that TonyDelivers will eventually become as bad as the current market leaders. As his company grows, takes on employees, builds infrastructure, overheads increase, management grows - they'll fall into the same "traps"/profit seeking the other delivery companies have fallen into.
Plus he's got to find a load more guys called Tony.
They don't have to. Plenty of small businesses stay good and small.
The problem is the ones that spread like cancer.
According to a recent DoorDash blog post, the ordinance has resulted in an “unprecedented drop in order volume,”
No, you disingenuous stink sacks. Your $5 "you made an order in or around Seattle" fee did that. Orders would've continued unchanged if you hadn't raised fees.
But that would have cut into their enormous share of the profits. What kind of monster are you?
Yeah if investors can't make cartoonish returns for doing literally nothing what's even the point of gouging customers??
Damn, $5 sounds too cheap. I can't imagine ride to store, pick up at store during busy times and ride to the delivery to be less than 20m. That's barely minimum wage. Prob better off at $8 or $10. Still undercut rideshare rates. Then drop only if there's competition.
Then also he has to get around. Either he pays for transport, or he has to keep his bike/scooter/whatever in shape.
Yeah, he's biking, assuming he's doing maintenance himself you get a LOT of miles out of a bike for very little upkeep. If he were driving it would be a losing proposition from the start.
Hi, I'm someone who works on bicycles for a living!
Basic maintenance such as
-checking tires for wear and cracks, keeping the bike dry and rinsing with clean water if it gets road salt on it,
-keeping the chain and sprockets lubed and cleaning them of debris if it gets caked on,
-cleaning the bearing races of debris and keeping them lubed (maybe go to a shop for this one if you aren't sure about it)
-and just generally not doing stupid things with it
and you will have a bike that lasts a lifetime.
Maybe less if it's a cheap brand like Schwinn or mongoose. But those steps drastically improve the life of any bicycle.
Worth noting: my main bicycle is a GT hybrid from 2014. It's not much of a step above baseline (at the time, GT fell off in quality) but spending a little time doing some online "research" into the parts on the bike will go a long way. You'd be surprised what both cheap AND expensive brands put on their frames. Cheap brands using mid-tier gear (instead of cheapest) , and top brands using the cheapest tourney derailleur you can find in a clearance bin...
I kind of got off topic a bit but yeah.
BASIC PREVENTATIVE BICYCLE MAINTENANCE WILL KEEP CYCLING CHEAP AF
For a decade i didn't own a car and biked everywhere. It really is dirt cheap compared to other methods of transportation.
And yeah more off topic but checking your chain for wear and replacing it becomes the most important/frequent replacement item. A worn chain wears out the rest of the drivetrain more quickly-- it is much cheaper to stay on top of replacing the chain than have to replace your cassette and chainrings sooner than normal.
He's undoubtedly counting on tips.
He might do like 2-5 deliveries per trip if they align.
Paid holiday, paid sickness, pension, occupational accident insurance.
Things that employees at UberEats, DoorDash and Tony Delivers don't get, but that Tony should be getting.
If you're self-employed, you have to factor that into your tariff yourself. Let's hope Tony's savvy enough and can get by with such a low price.
I stopped using food delivery apps last year. The prices were just absurd. If I want takeout, I go get it myself. This all started when I tipped a dasher and the service was awful. The guy stopped somewhere with my food for 15 mins and then delivered it cold and was rude when I asked why he stopped at a location for 15 mins. Tips are for good service, not shitty late-delivered, cold, food!
Last night, I looked on Grubhub for a restaurant, figured out what I wanted and the total was $34 (not including tip). I called the restaurant and went and got it myself, $25. That's a 36% upcharge for the app alone! Not including any tip!
I can honestly say I've never used one. I looked at the prices, realised they were all jacked up before the delivery fees were added, and then just got it myself.
My local Chinese takeaway employs their own guy. I really don't know why we had to farm this problem out to silicon valley shysters.
Yeah me neither.
Slower. More expensive. Exploitative.
Nah.
Same. Last straw for me was when I got a pizza that was transported vertically, so it had folded over and the toppings were everywhere. I bought a pizza bag and a rear carrier for my bike and just go get my food every time now.
I know IRS or similar entities wouldn't like, but would it be possible to establish a peer to peer service.
No fees for restorants, all extra money to dashers, and clients wouldn't be screwed by service fees.
Honestly looks like a cool project I could look into, but what would be the legality of such services.
I've been dreaming of a future where Uber, DoorDash, etc are devoid of any corporate organization. Developers, drivers and support staff are the only human workers, the rest is organized by a complex, but open source, program.
No investors, no shareholders, every cent goes to the workers. Wages are higher in prices are lower because we aren't paying five VPs a million dollars a year or sending all our profits to the shareholders.
I think advances in computing and AI could actually make this possible. If only greed didn't run the world it might be doable
I want free market capitalism that works for us. What we have now if slavery with extra steps
Federated DoorDash?
I'm in.
The funny thing is that sounds a lot like communism, despite being a capitalistic free market service. Corporate communism if you will
I mean, so long as he's reporting his income. Plenty of cash businesses operate within the IRS's good graces. Hell, you can even report your income from selling drugs. The IRS just wants their cut.
Why not a worker's cooperative? Plusses include no executives earning insane salaries or stockholders to please.
Didn't Uber start as a ride sharing app? As in, "Hey we're both headed in the same direction! I'll give you a ride in my vehicle, stranger, if you pitch in for gas." Then they realized with a few tweaks they could turn their pool of near-slave labor into profit. Enshittification accelerates.
Maybe there's a Fediverse-like solution for gig work that doesn't suck all the humanity out of it?
I bet he makes more money as he isnt getting fucked up the ass by a deliver company
A girl did something like this in brazil but with nudes. She got really popular after she posted videos on tik tok and got sued by the government for advertising porn and then got even more popular.
That's disgusting! There's so many though ... Which one!? Which Brazilian eGirl did this and where can we find her?
The good side of a free market
This is a good side? Because Tony most likely can't afford health insurance and probably isn't going to be able to save much for retirement.
This sounds like the desperate side of the non-corporate people involved in the so-called free market to me.
Until his profile gets high enough that they find some permit he doesn't have and he gets shut down.
That's how it was ideally supposed to work, if humans wouldn't be trainable to follow brands and ads.
Sadly they are, so I dunno. Maybe abolishing trademarks and outlawing unrequested ads would work.
After all, it is illegal to do to a person what they haven't requested, right? It is illegal to take a thing from your house without your permission. It should be illegal to put it in there also, it's the same thing mirrored. That would include unrequested ads.
Then we'll see how many people really want to see ads.
The problem is that he'll get overwhelmed very easily and will either need to be selective about what he takes, or you'll end up waiting forever. Either way, the experience will be too inconsistent.
Co-op delivery company in the works?!
Great on Tony, doing the damn thing!
https://fitsmallbusiness.com/what-is-a-cooperative-co-op/
A cooperative, or co-op, is an organization owned and controlled by the people who use the products or services the business produces. Cooperatives differ from other forms of businesses because they operate more for the benefit of members, rather than to earn profits for investors.
Co-ops are organized to provide competition, improve bargaining power, reduce costs, expand new and existing market opportunities, improve product or service quality, and obtain unavailable products or services (products or services that profit-driven companies don’t offer because they see them as unprofitable).
Cooperatives present lots of opportunities for small business owners and aspiring entrepreneurs. In this post, I’ll go over how cooperatives work, why you should form one, and how you can start one for your business.
These delivery services are prime candidates for cooperatisation... which after a quick search using quotes to filter out "corporatisation" it turns out is a word that serious people use.
Anyway, the reason for this is that they are minimal services - all you need is an app and the ability to get that app on people's phones - and almost no investment in infrastructure.
It would be so easy - conceptually, I know software is hard - to replace that app with a cooperative based model, and you could leverage open source to make a general platform that could be adjusted to individual coops' needs, and allowing a customer to use a single contact point for any affiliated services. Each coop then wouldn't meed to develop their own app, it would be ready made for them.
It could also use federation to link up groups for discovery and to weed out scummy groups.
Tony should make a business of helping people set this sort of thing up for themselves!
You mean like with multi-level marketing?
Tony's a gem.