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[–] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If I wake up feeling well rested and ready to face the day then going to work is the last thing I want to do! I'm used to being tired and miserable at work, if I'm feeling good I want to take the day off to enjoy it lol

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've done that before. Woke up with an insane amount of motivation and felt like I could accomplish anything that day. Called out of work as I was driving there and wound up getting a lot of personal stuff done I had been putting off for months. It was glorious.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah. Capitalism doesn't deserve you at your best. Save that resource for yourself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: op owns the company

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Alternately, op couldn't make rent that month

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

that's why I do personal learning stuff after waking up, and before going to work. helps channel all that energy to my work, and not corporate's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The same reason I hate getting sick going into the weekend. I got sick at work, I don’t want to be sick throughout my time off.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I schedule my alarm after my natural wake up time

You might then ask, why set the alarm, and it’s because occasionally a new show or game comes out and I go to bed at 1 instead of 10:30

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My natural wake up is like 11:30. I wish I could set the alarm after that!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I am on Sun time, which sucks in the winter when I want to sleep until 9:30, and in the summer when I wake up naturally at 5:30 with the birds and can’t get back to sleep…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I will never forgive Sir Sanford Fleming for inventing time zones and putting the east coast at UTC -5:00 and making me stay up past midnight to watch sports

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

It’s Greenwhich Mean Time for a reason, because it’s mean to Europeans.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ha! This just happened to me yesterday. Thankfully the panic was unwarranted, and I had indeed woken before the alarm.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Today for me. Dreamed about something but holy did I feel rested.

Suspicious

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Waking up naturally means you complete a sleep cycle, which is why you feel rested

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The flip side of this is waking up on your day off, and you mindlessly start going through the motions of getting ready for work. Then halfway through brushing your teeth it hits you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I drove to work and went into the office on a Saturday once. When absolutely nobody was there I realized the error of my ways.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've messed up after waking up thinking I've needed to get to work, but I've never managed to go all in like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The word yellow wandered through his mind in search of something to connect with.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

BRUSHED MY GODDAMN TEETH FOR NOTHING!

::quickly spits out toothpaste and stuffs cheeks with M&M's::

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Toothpaste + M&Ms 🤢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I one time woke up at like 3am and mindlessly went through my whole morning routine (ate breakfast, showered, got dressed). Then I realized it was 3am and had like 5 hours before work... I think I just went back to bed

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

To me this means mania is coming

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"wow I feel great...oh fuck" good to know your signs though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I have bipolar, one of the signs of a manic episode is a lack of needing sleep, often when I'm having such an episode I'll sleep like two hours a night and feel fully rested, so a sign of the episode beginning is me waking up very early and feeling full of energy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I've started using my favorite podcast as an alarm, along with a lamp plugged into a timer outlet. Works absolute wonders. Set both to turn on half an hour before I want to wake up, and it's just enough to wake me up without ruining my morning

Of course I still have an emergency GET THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK alarm, but it's rare that I actually need it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. Changing to a light based alarm did wonders for me.

That and having a job I don't have to show up on the dot for...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That and having a job I don't have to show up on the dot for..

I wish it did that for me when I had one of those jobs... That job is why I still need that "you're gonna be late" alarm. It's hard to kick the habit of staying in bed until I feel like going to work, because I don't feel like going to work

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Now that I have kids I have no choice but to get up anyway!

But I set up light alarms in their rooms too so that everyone gets the same chance at waking up in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I love that I can't identify with this. My biological clock is phenomenal. I only use an alarm as a safety net when I have an early morning commitment, but I usually end up turning it off the next morning well before it would go off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The joke is that the alarm failed to go off, or you failed to wake from it thus oversleeping.

I'm the same way. Had to wake up at five a month ago, and found myself up at 4:58.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Me when I fell asleep to brown noise on a battery-greedy music player.

Turns out it was almost two hours after the alarm had been SUPPOSED to go off!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I used to work graveyards back when I was young. I hated sleeping through my alarm and waking up hours later only to suddenly have the panic shoot down my body after blissfully waking up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If I set the alarm for 7 on a weekday, I'll snooze it 3 times. I don't set the alarm at all on weekends and usually wake up and hop right out of bed at 7.