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The flip side of this is waking up on your day off, and you mindlessly start going through the motions of getting ready for work. Then halfway through brushing your teeth it hits you.
I drove to work and went into the office on a Saturday once. When absolutely nobody was there I realized the error of my ways.
I've messed up after waking up thinking I've needed to get to work, but I've never managed to go all in like that.
The word yellow wandered through his mind in search of something to connect with.
BRUSHED MY GODDAMN TEETH FOR NOTHING!
::quickly spits out toothpaste and stuffs cheeks with M&M's::
Toothpaste + M&Ms 🤢
I one time woke up at like 3am and mindlessly went through my whole morning routine (ate breakfast, showered, got dressed). Then I realized it was 3am and had like 5 hours before work... I think I just went back to bed