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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The flip side of this is waking up on your day off, and you mindlessly start going through the motions of getting ready for work. Then halfway through brushing your teeth it hits you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I drove to work and went into the office on a Saturday once. When absolutely nobody was there I realized the error of my ways.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've messed up after waking up thinking I've needed to get to work, but I've never managed to go all in like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The word yellow wandered through his mind in search of something to connect with.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

BRUSHED MY GODDAMN TEETH FOR NOTHING!

::quickly spits out toothpaste and stuffs cheeks with M&M's::

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Toothpaste + M&Ms 🤢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I one time woke up at like 3am and mindlessly went through my whole morning routine (ate breakfast, showered, got dressed). Then I realized it was 3am and had like 5 hours before work... I think I just went back to bed