His first wife is kinda cute in a dorky way even in that unflattering picture. His second wife looks like a blow up doll.
Although your captions do still make sense considering, back when I was still buying stuff off amazon, the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.
Yep, looks like he threw away something real. And now he can never again know if new people are being real with him.
No new friends where your real friends at
A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that's what he actually wanted
the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.
A successful writer, businesswoman, and mother; vs. a bimbo. Which one's plastic, again?
I do not have a specific opinion on Jeff's partners. Both his ex-wife and his current wife were pretty successful at what they were doing.
I like the first one better, the second picture is just gross.
I think he looks kinda gross in both
This post makes no sense. Amazon Basics is a product line, while Amazon Prime is a service. And they both suck.
Accidentally nailed it.
The joke is the difference in meaning between the words ‘basic’ and ‘prime’ not the actual underlying services.
Oh there's definitely some servicing going on with that second picture.
She’s like Weird Science meets a Kardashian
Her name is Alexa, be nice and talk clearly.
What a perfect description.
What a downgrade
I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”
What a douche.
Success sucks soul.
kid named soul:
Yuck
Wtf why are you people ok with comparing women to products?
You have to be REALLY sensitive to get offended by this.
Metaphors, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a linguist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
This is about him as much as it is about her, is it not?
Well, you see, in the first image you have his first wife and in the second one you have his current fiance
I mainly focused and judge Bezos. We are the product.
Making this about anything else, I would simply suggest therapy or self love.
Dude its literally a picture of him with his first wife and a picture of him with his new fiancee..
I think thats the point. To rich people other people are just objects.
Who are these people? Also- from the comments I gather they're the same couple!?
No, the woman is different. First is his wife, from before billionaire. Second is new woman, after the billions rotted his brain and he lost all sense of reason and taste.
It's like a metaphor for the declining quality of Amazon as it turns into Aliexpress. The right represents the quest for more money at the expense of quality by focusing on looks to make the sale
I think his hair represents how much humanity he has left in him. He even looks like a villain pimp in the right image