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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I ordered a mudslide from that guy and there wasn't a bit of mud in it

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Well yeah, it slid off...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I'll have a screwdriver"

"Sir, Home Depot is two blocks over."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

"one hurricane please"

"This is Nevada, try New Orleans"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't even get me started about sex on the beach.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I ordered a blowjob and just got slapped across the face