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It's gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What's the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must've paid a lot of money for space on that dude's back.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn't matter the fad, they'll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed...

Damn, that human's holding a fish so big I can't even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Hey, they could be talking about Jython...

You're right, mondays are much better lowercased

That's because all tasks finish in the dot of the "i" of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you...

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.