Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.