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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This reminds me of a similar factoid.

Did you know that if you took the entire Pacific salmon catch and laid it out nose to tail across the Sahara desert…

…the stench would be overpowering!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I genuinely did not know that! 😡

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Fun fact. If you took every dodgy, corrupt politician and lined them up end-to-end in space... you should probably just leave them there.