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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wanna suck your dick, sir.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Holy Christ

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Ladies. I am so swole on the lord

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that's hard to manage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

POV: you're from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don't put them in gyms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The only hot date I want already knows where I'm sitting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Big chairs... Must have a small one and he's trying to make up for it. That's what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don't. I can now think other things 😜.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?